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[–] 5 points 11 hours ago

I have a cherished memory of one of my friends who had dozed off on our downstairs couch being woken up by the sound of my Dad digging through the fridge 3 feet in front of him wearing only his torn whitey tighties. This is what his face did all within 2 seconds as he decided he should just pretend to still be asleep...

😴🫩😳😑

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  • [–] 16 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    This is by design. If you don't want your friends to see dad in his underwear, go hang out at someone else's house.

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  • [–] 7 points 16 hours ago

    Can confirm.

    I love it when the kid's friends visit. Just how much can I make my kids cringe?

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  • [–] 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    Didn't RJ Mitte (the actor who plays Walt Jr) just die?

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  • He paid for the house to relax in, he's gonna relax in it.

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    This made me feel better about my body for a moment today. Thanks.

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    I can do 7 pull-ups, bike 40 miles a week, and wear a size 33 pants. At 40 years old with a titanium cage in my spine, and 4 major surgeries on my limbs.

    I’m going to give myself some grace and say that’s pretty alright for a chronic pain patient with a KIF1B gene mutation that causes rapid onset fatigue at the cellular level.

    But yes, have a bit of love handle I need to get rid of.

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  • [–] 2 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    Meh, I ended up in bed with a guy who had a flat stomach and was sad he didn't have any belly fat.

    They're called love handles for a reason, they feel good to grab.

    If you've got your own reasons to want to get super lean, go for it, but it's absolutely not necessary to get plenty of women to think you're hot.

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    I'm doing pretty well, dating two people, both of whom are pleasantly cuddly with some muscle underneath.

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  • [–] 3 points 18 hours ago

    Shi is weird :/

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago (8 children)

    Nah. Dad would be full-on naked. How do I know? Because I'm Dad.

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    [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Yep, that's me too tbh

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