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[–] 46 points 2 years ago

nope im going to be maoist guerilla in the hills fuck this anarchista-chad

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  • [+] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
    [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Santos/Boebert2032. Hell or bust baby.

    Lets see how far we can fuck this ship before it sinks.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    George Santos actually founded the CPUSA

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's what Jackson Hinkle looks like? Gd most punchable face

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    like most losers and "MAGA communists" - he unfortunately was afflicted with the reverse Benjamin Button disease at a young age and despite being born in 1999 - looks like he is at least 38 and not actually 24 due to his comorbidity of being a fucking idiot lmao

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I thought he was 18? He posted about his first day in college and how he “owned” his liberal classmates. But then one of his classmates responded saying he was just a normal guy who talked to people but didn’t do anything hostile or confrontational lol

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    I'm not gonna say he was lying because you can go to college at any age but here is an Instagram picture he posted on his 24th birthday from the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow (I'm jealous!) with the caption '24' lol. He is a dumbass virgo just like me obama-sad

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    This is where the fun begins

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    I’m on Team Santos.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can’t believed AOC bribed Ben Shapiro with feet pics to be her running mate

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Santos cos he's funny

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I like the detail of the 2032 election being preordained in 2020

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    General Secretary before selection

    Hunter Biden

    panting

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  • [+] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    it will forever be Her Turn hillary

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I can't decide until I know where the candidates stan on the issue of Cats re: Salami

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Santos for sure, dude fucking rules lmao.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    damn no robo-joe

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    This is weirding me out. I would unquestionably vote Santos/Boebert. Its not even a bad ticket in reality.

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  • [+] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Damn I didn't know you could make the old party more cringe than it already was

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    When the monkey's paw turns out to be the Hand of Vecna

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    CPUSA

    The correct answer is join PSL

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