Would you/she be willing to share a high rez version with me so I can turn it into a 3D relief for my laundry room?

The cat was a nice addition.

Tell your friend bonus point for the cat

Does she have some public-facing social account we should credit when we steal it?

Cleaning up after a child is not the same as general cleaning.

If you're an adult, you can get away with daily dishes, and ither cleaning once a week, because you're capable of taking food all the way to your mouth without dropping it, and you probably have a vague laundry organization system, and some of the time, you out stuff back where you foundil it when you're done using it.

Kids cannot do any of that shit, so your house accumulates one week worth of responsible adult mess in about 11 minutes.

I still clean, but most of the time it's just a spot clean every few weeks or so. Unlike parents, which need to do a deep clean every week

Yes... But a lot less.

It just does not clean things to my standards

Machines of legend, said to have existed before The Collapse, but archeologists have yet to physical evidence, just old tales called "user manuals" passed down from generation to generation.

I don't think any amount of water common people can save makes a dent to the water used by giant corporations in the slightest, so that's not something I pay much attention to. As for time and energy yeah it kind sucks but at least all my stuff is clean and ready for use within like 30 mins, where as the dishwasher takes more than an hour and the stuff comes out still not clean enough to use