so your house accumulates one week worth of responsible adult mess in about 11 minutes.

What remarkably tidy and generous children you have.

Mine manage it in around -5 minutes; now I know this statement makes seems to no sense. But when one considers the reality of the situation; the logic is solid....when I'm around 5 minutes from finishing cleaning, the mess has already accumulated in some other portion of the house.

Parents are just underutilizing the free labor from the little slaves they've bred :)

I’d put it at 2 weeks to a month for a deep clean, just gotta clean as you go. Helps to enforce outside shoe removal at the entryway and to sweep and vacuum the garage floor occasionally. I will say, having kids now and being in charge of cleaning for a decade and a half, I really get anakin’s hatred of sand