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[-] Neato@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago

Losing 9kg in under 24hr is uh...a lot. Even with massive diarrhea that's nearly 20 pounds of weight. Can you even lose that much through dehydration and not die?

[-] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Yes, but it's cutting it close.
An 80kg man will have 48kg of water in his body on average. A loss of 15-25% is life-threatening, which would be 7-12kg of water weight.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Didn't the man who swam the English channel gain 10 kg because he would need to burn it during the activity or whatever?

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Loads of people swim the English channel, its not /that/ hard. you might be thinking of a different swimmer

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Putting on weight for large swims is common and not only that but the amount in my comment was quoted from an article about swimming the English channel.

But sure, gaslight me.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Lmao I wasn't trying to gaslight you. I wasn't sure of the info myself, hence why I said might

[-] teft@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago
[-] Seigest@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

I am guessing here but It sounds like the not drinking part might be legal advice.

If here was in anyway operating the boat it's be bad to admit that. Or if the operators of the boat where not keeping an eye on passengers it may cause them to look liable in some way. The story could just be a cover for a more mundane and real one that he's not allowed to tell.

[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Since he fell off after drinking a few and winning an air guitar contest on a cruise ship, I'm going with him being a passenger, not an employee.

[-] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Imagine having someone on the ship who is addressed as "the captain" without winning the air guitar contest. The arrogance, my god

[-] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

And if not then, damn, someone tell me the name of this cruise ship company that fucks

[-] carnimoss@lemmings.world 9 points 2 years ago

Is this Beowulf?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Bamboo is edible. Sort of. They put it in Chinese food sometimes. It's awful and you have to pick it out, but I assume you can survive if you eat it.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I love bamboo shoots

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure bamboo shoots would help in any way. I kind of assumed it was hollow bamboo for flotation?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I wasn't being serious. Although I seem to have offended the bamboo fans.

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

We've got your vote boat righted.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Pandas: "Am I a joke to you?"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Unless they do kung-fu. Then they should be taken seriously.

[-] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Yes, and not just to me. In general.

[-] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I choose to believe him

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