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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Losing 9kg in under 24hr is uh...a lot. Even with massive diarrhea that's nearly 20 pounds of weight. Can you even lose that much through dehydration and not die?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Yes, but it's cutting it close.
An 80kg man will have 48kg of water in his body on average. A loss of 15-25% is life-threatening, which would be 7-12kg of water weight.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Didn't the man who swam the English channel gain 10 kg because he would need to burn it during the activity or whatever?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Loads of people swim the English channel, its not /that/ hard. you might be thinking of a different swimmer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Putting on weight for large swims is common and not only that but the amount in my comment was quoted from an article about swimming the English channel.

But sure, gaslight me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Lmao I wasn't trying to gaslight you. I wasn't sure of the info myself, hence why I said might

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am guessing here but It sounds like the not drinking part might be legal advice.

If here was in anyway operating the boat it's be bad to admit that. Or if the operators of the boat where not keeping an eye on passengers it may cause them to look liable in some way. The story could just be a cover for a more mundane and real one that he's not allowed to tell.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Since he fell off after drinking a few and winning an air guitar contest on a cruise ship, I'm going with him being a passenger, not an employee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Imagine having someone on the ship who is addressed as "the captain" without winning the air guitar contest. The arrogance, my god

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And if not then, damn, someone tell me the name of this cruise ship company that fucks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Is this Beowulf?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Bamboo is edible. Sort of. They put it in Chinese food sometimes. It's awful and you have to pick it out, but I assume you can survive if you eat it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I love bamboo shoots

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure bamboo shoots would help in any way. I kind of assumed it was hollow bamboo for flotation?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't being serious. Although I seem to have offended the bamboo fans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

We've got your vote boat righted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pandas: "Am I a joke to you?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Unless they do kung-fu. Then they should be taken seriously.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Yes, and not just to me. In general.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I choose to believe him