The cattle semen market was reportedly bullish and spunky in after hours trading on news of the blaze and explosion.

e: actual quote

Loeschenkohl added that he has never had "anything to do with the artificial insemination (AI) side of things before" during his career.

Cumsplosion

Send in some guys to wipe down the loads.

Israelis:

[CW: Animal cruelty] Massive Semen Explosion

Did anyone else do a double-take before reading any further? Like a moment to stop and say where the hell is this going

described as a "major blow"

Average no fap relapse, smh my firehosing dickhead

They said the tops were popping but they didn't have any bottoms to catch it.

I do not like the visuals this headline creates in my mind.

Jordan Peterson, you dirty little doggy.

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