dogs. I won't miss the FBI days

• Work a front-facing job. General public is a special hell.

• Wear restrictive clothing or a non-self-imposed uniform

• Use corporate social media

Work, yard work, DMV.

I intend to never get married again. Because that would require my marriage to end in some way.

Manually do my dishes

breathing

Do my taxes. I'm happy to pay, but fuck... you know the number, just send me the bill.

Mow a lawn, bonus: rake leaves

Going to “work”. I was recently laid off because my company is shutting down. I enjoyed the work we did, it was rewarding and provided a quality service. After being out of work for almost a month, I never want to have a “job” again.

I was able to have an extended visit with my parents who live in another state and aren’t getting any younger , I’ve been able to travel to be with my partner while her mom is dealing with health issues in another state, I dog sat for a friend and got to hang out in her back yard while reading and watching the pups play in the sun all day, I’ve been dabbling in things like drawing and taking improv classes.

I have been regularly employed since before I was 18 and never had more than one week off here or there, except for a few weeks when I moved ten years ago.

I am currently searching for a new job because I live in the US and for some reason we decided tie healthcare to employment but I dread what I end up getting myself into because I was just beginning to find myself again.

Moving. Conceptually, I like the idea of a new setting and all that comes with it, but the actual process of packing, purging, loading up a vehicle, unloading said vehicle, unpacking, etc., etc. — that doesn't even account for the search for a new place, ending/starting utilities, address updates for all our services and subs, workplace, family and friends. It's all so exhausting, physically and mentally.

But my significant other and I likely have at least one more move at this point in our lives, so this remains just a dream for now. When we completed our last move, we agreed that if we could pull it off, we would just hire movers next time.

• Submit a resume
• Wear jeans
• Cut my hair short (as in, I want to grow it out a bit. I can see how this might get monkeypawed lmao)
• Use a Sil-V* corporate service
• Deal with a lack of storage space for something, digital or physical

*Silicon Valley