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[–] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I laminated mine. Staples did not warn me not to and just did it. since the minimum sheet was 8x10 i asked anyone in line if they needed anything laminated, no other soc cards, but a few took me up on it for other things.

Only the DMV ever gave a shit that it was lamindated, and it wasn't a no, it was just a you're not supposed to do that and then they accepted it.

I'm not saying you should laminate it, you should not, but mostly placed DGAF

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    [–] 56 points 3 days ago (8 children)

    just leave it in an envelope with your other important documents on file. i dont get why people carry it around

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Have these people never had to take care of any sort of important document? Like how do you treat contracts or education certificates?

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  • [–] 21 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Education certificates? Those are mostly useless after you've got your first post-college job. And the majority of people have never and will never sign a contract where a paper copy will be required in the future.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago*

    Education certificates? Those are mostly useless after you’ve got your first post-college job.

    I used to think this way, but apparently they can be kind of important if you're planning on moving internationally.

    Also, something I never really thought about until it happened to my friend, but universities do close down sometimes. So you might not always be able to get a new copy of your degree...

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    [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    You LAMINATED your Toilet Paper Card? That means you CANT Vote!

    -Republicans!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Imagine living in a country that calls itself a first world country but doesn't even issue ID cards to its citizens lol

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    [–] 33 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Lol can you just put it in a hard plastic card collecting container? Like for Pokemon?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Nope, it’s an extremely nonstandard size because fuck you!

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  • [–] 32 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    it wasn't meant to be a national ID, but states pushed against issuing one, so had to use the closest thing everyone gets

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    My card stays in my locked fireproof box. How often does one need to provide their Social Security card in public life? A couple of times per year, if that? Such a stupid thing to keep on your person. Why laminate something that should be kept put away for safe keeping?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago*

    because it’s an important document that you must keep in safe keeping? it does not expire like a passport, and it the premiere document to validate your identity (even though it was specifically designed to not do that)

    it’s one of three documents demanded of you to verify your identity for job applications, getting back on voter rolls when you are suspiciously removed or proving citizenship when ice arrests you under suspicion of being too brown, getting a drivers license, getting a passport, and replacing it is expensive, time consuming, and difficult to prove if you need it. the real question is what justifies NOT laminating it?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago*

    Exactly. My card is in near mint condition despite having it for 30+ years because I've had to physically pull it out maybe 3-4 times total in my life. Same goes for the birth certificate. A driver's license is usually enough identity for jobs and whatnot in my experience. White privilege, I guess (which is ironic, because I'm more Mexican and Native American than white, but my skin is light so I get a pass).

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    Kids who played MTG had a huge advantage here.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    You can laminate it. It says not to, but you can do it anyway.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    I thought I was looking at an unbaked tub of Leberkäs through a browned glass oven door.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago

    I laminated mine back in '92 and now I think I'll make parole next year.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    I've never carried mine around. In fact, it's never been removed from the larger perforated card.

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  • I feel like the US is stuck with terrible ID systems because improving them would lead to accusations of "government overreach".

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    I laminsted mine no one complained. Of course the laminate wears out to. Did you know you are allowed to get 10 replacements period. So if you lose our wear out 10 of those you stuck without getting anymore.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I laminated mine years ago and still used it to get my Real ID. The dude looking it over said "that's fine" and waved me in. I had signed it when I was like 10 or something and the signature was absolutely nothing like what it is today. They were fine with that, too. Being white probably helped a lot.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    Today for the first time in using mine in 30 years a recruitment office turn mine away because they said they couldn't read the red numbers on the back of the card. I could my wife can. I think this person was just being dumb.

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    [–] 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    My birth certificate is printed on blue American money paper and says "the Commonwealth of Virginia" on it. Doesn't mention America anywhere.

    I moved to Australia when I was 13. When I tried to get my driver's licence it was my only ID, along with a military ID that has a picture of me at 6 years old (passport was expired so they wouldn't accept it). The woman at the department of transport was like "is this real?" and laughed. She had to Google it before they allowed it. Then passed it around to all her co-workers so they could take a look at the weird American birth certificate.

    When it was given to me as an adult it had weird oil stain like drops all over it. No idea what my parents did to it lol.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    I had a passport once I kept in the topbox of my motorcycle during a camping trip. It also had a stick of butter in it for cooking. this went fine when the temperature was sub 20°C. On the return day it was hot as hell however. I pulled out my passport at the ferry and it was covered in butter. The desk lady was like, da fuck?

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  • weird American birth certificate

    My mother was born and given up for adoption in a state that seals adoption records for 80 years. We found her birth family because her birth certificate had her birth name crossed out with a single pen line and her adopted name written in above it. We surmised that her birth middle and last names were actually her birth mother's full name and since it was a rare last name we were easily able to find her in the 1930 census. This allowed us to locate her birth mother's still-living sister. All went well, but this was certainly an egregious violation of the state's adoption laws.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    I signed mine back when I was like 6 years old and had just learned my signature. It looks nothing like my signature now some 50 years later. ID my foot…

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I just keep it in a sandwich bag

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I don't think many people realize what a kick-the-can-down-the-road kind of failure the SSN now is as a concept, since it's also being used as a kind of national ID. It's part of the reason why identity theft against US citizens just gets easier and easier.

    Before the 1980s, it was common not to even have a SSN before the age of 15 or so, since it was originally only to be used for financial purposes. It was government action against tax fraud which ultimately made it common to get one assigned effectively from birth: eventually the feds required a SSN for any child over 2 years of age named as a dependent for tax purposes.

    But you definitely should never be carrying the card around with you.

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    [–] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    When I was in basic training back in the nineties, our mailing address for folks back home had our full social security number in it. For anyone to see.

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    [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    I laminated mine. I've never had a problem with it.

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