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    [–] 75 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    Seeds have seed oils, you’re just killing yourself. You need to be eating raw proteins. You need to be vulturemaxxing. You need to be more carrionpilled. This is your roadkill era.

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  • [–] 128 points 1 day ago (11 children)
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  • [–] 40 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

    Lmao, I know he's trying to look tough/cool, but his facial expression is so cheesy/dumb. He literally looks like a 7 or 8 year old trying to look cool/tough

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  • [–] 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

    Gets even goofier when ya think about how this wouldn't have been a first take. Took him and some other folks time and effort to get him to land at this hahaha

    [Edit: hmm less goofy more just the pathetic flavor of sinister when I consider the audience really is just actual children, so of course it looks like a kid's version of tough, on purpose. Sigh]

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Aaand that's going in the custom emoji of the friend group Slack.

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  • [–] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    Is there a particular reason you use Slack over something like Discord? I don't think I could stomach using Slack for friends because of work lol

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  • [–] 8 points 21 hours ago

    In undergrad my fraternity used Slack to communicate about topics, events, and to share memes. When we wanted a place to plan/talk/share memes with friends outside the fraternity, it was what we knew so it's what we set up, and it's been going for like 7-8 years at this point.

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  • [–] 26 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    Eating seeds as a pastime activity.

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  • [–] 28 points 23 hours ago* (1 child)

    Plumage maxxing is in. You losers need to stop ringing that little bell in your cage all day... WAKE UP! TAKE A LOOK IN THAT LITTLE MIRRO...oh hey, who's that other bird in here? Fuck you, bro... you want some? I'll peck your fucking neck, bro. I know Birdzilian jujitsu

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  • [–] 61 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    I wonder if a parrot can be trained to do a podcast, a significant amount of them are just parroting each other anyways.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Joking aside, the answer is yes. There was a parrot who had the vocabulary of a 7 year old schoolchild, well beyond what's necessary to podcast.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    Omg a rapist pimping parrot

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  • Preen your feathers! -Jardin Preenerson

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I would release it far, far from my home

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Isn't basically all fruit and veg seeds?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Onions and garlic are bulbs. Potato's and yams are tubers. Carrots and rutabagas are roots. Spinach and cabbage are leaves. Bamboo and asparagus are stalks. Peppers and squash are fruits that contain seeds. Lentils and peanuts are seeds. Watermelon and blueberries are berries that contain seeds.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    that made me laugh hard LOL

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  • [+] -21 points 1 day ago* (8 children)

    After many Pizzacakes and not even cracking a smile, this was needed. The parrot manspreading kills me

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  • [–] 41 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    The hate for her is insane. I cannot imagine bringing up an entirely unrelated comic artist in the comments section of a different comic just to insult them.

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  • [+] -14 points 1 day ago* (5 children)

    I don't hate her, I just don't think she's funny at all in any way.

    You don't like many things, is it an insult to say so?

    "I don't like Seinfeld."

    "Hateful ! We were talking about Friends, how dare you bring up another sitcom that was also airing at the same time period, they're not similar at all! This is an instance about sitcoms, so don't bring up other similar sitcoms that were on the same network and compare them. It's so hateful! You're insane!!! The people that agree with you are also insane!"

    Anyway, I've had a lot of her comics pop up from this very same instance, so, for some strange reason, when I see another comic on this instance, I compare the two comics, and I often prefer one over the other. Keep your chin up, friend, be brave, stiff upper lip

    (I also don't like Friends. Oh dear)

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  • [–] 26 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    Anyway, I've had a lot of her comics pop up from this very same instance

    I counted, there are 9 PizzaCake comics over the last 6 months. 9 in six months is far from β€œa lot”. Perhaps you are the one who should be brave πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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  • [–] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    You rummaged through 6 months of posts just to reply to an internet hater? Please, don't do this to yourself...

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  • [–] 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

    lol it wasn’t much effort, I just searched the comm for the words and counted. Appreciate you looking out though πŸ’š

    I’ve had that guy tagged as a PizzaCake whiner for a while πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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