there are plenty of houses like this and it sucks cause its loud and your kids will develop asthma from being near to too many lanes of traffic during critical phases of development

Yeah, I'm into 15 minute cities. It should take at least 15 minutes of highway driving to get from anything to anything else.

i guess AI has been designing America for a while, because this is how an absolute shitload of it looks.

also, merging at a 90° angle from a gravel driveway onto a busy 50+ mph road is so badass that everyone should have to do it at 6am, 5 days a week, for 30 years in an SUV.

i recommend kicking off the playlist with THIS and remember that Vince Neil killed a guy while driving & coked out of his mind, but only did 30 days.

Engine braking into a living room near you.

Maybe AI boosters should be made to live directly on the side of interstate highways

Not even going to bother pointing out the laundry list of reasons this is a stupid fucking idea. This case of terminal car brain can live in an atmosphere of engine exhaust, tire particles, and constant traffic noise while I live in my quiet apartment that's a 5 minute walk through a park to my local transit station.

Fun fact: prolonged exposure to noise pollution has a severe and well documented negative effect on quality of life

Sometimes when I'm riding the bus in the countryside and pass some cute little house I often think to myself "What a nice little place. I'd love to live there!" but then a few seconds later I realize that from the house's perspective it's living right next to some noisy 50mph road

How on earth does this skip the commute?

Car commercials should be filled with loud ass road noises because fuck the car companies and fuck ad men, that’s why.

Love to walk to my mail box and get run over by an 18 wheeler.

car going 140kph veers off the road and slams straight through their living room

i love breathing tire microparticles, i call this rubberlung exercise

I have a normal road by my house and that alone makes me want to showcase adventure time.

He's gonna get it himself when he falls out of capitalism's grace and ends up carless.

Laughing at the lane being almost wide enough for a second truck

This is so ridiculous. You'd have to drive down to the nearest exit to turn around and go the other way! Obviously the more efficient placement for a commutemaxxer's home is in the dead center of the highway median. And cutouts are for cowards, just pave over every square freedom inch in case you wanna park some extra cars!

This is real where I live.

Cities Skylines RTGame playthrough urban design

We have that in some parts of Puerto Rico... don't ask me how many cars wrecked and people killed.

When I was 16 I got into a wreck turning out of a gravel driveway not unlike this because I was struggling to shift gears and accelerate fast enough as I entered the roadway. Got hit from behind by a box truck causing my car to spin out into a roadside ditch. Was thankfully uninjured, but it sucked and id describe it as very far from my personal dream. (Truck just kept driving, and me and my friends dad were able to get the car drivable after pulling the car out of the ditch and cutting off the mangled rear bumper with a sawzall, so I was driving the car again later that day. These details are of course utterly irrelevant)