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[–] 1 point 1 hour ago

"Didn't i sell you crack cocaine?"

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago

    “Why dont you drop the soap and I’ll let you know…”

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  • [–] 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

    "Oh right. You were in for prostitution."

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago

    Does anyone ever actually say that?

    I guess I never look familiar.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 hours ago

    Why is that a conversation stopper? I'd be interested to know more. What were you in prison for? How long were you in prison? Were you guilty or innocent? Do you think you deserved it or do you think the system is fucked up?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 hours ago

    “Holy shit, that’s it! How’d you beat your 1st-degree murder charge?!” I’m the reason for the almost caveat.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

    My favorite is, "Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?" Not only stops the conversation, but they'll avoid you for the rest of the night.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

    “Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”

    You aren’t stopping me.

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