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[–] 21 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

My favorite is, "Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?" Not only stops the conversation, but they'll avoid you for the rest of the night.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    “Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”

    You aren’t stopping me.

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