It was advertised as "A Cure for the Living Dead"

Pffft, pretty sure ghouls are unaffected by radiation.

skull issue

Yeah, wasn't the thousands upon thousands of people working in the factories making the stuff having the same issue or worse, it was one rich dude suffering that made them finally start regulating it.

Virgin modern energy drinks: Caffeine, carbonation, taurine, sugar, maybe some crushed up vitamin pills

Chad 1930s enegy drink: Radium

"triple distilled" oh good i wouldn't want any contaminants in there

Well, at least you can't say it didn't contain energy.

forbidden poppers

https://futurism.com/future-society/alternative-health-influencer-drinking-radioactive-jug-revigator

https://www.medboundtimes.com/medicine/eben-byers-radioactive-water-radithor

We need the stooooopids 🫡