Raspberry Pi, aaayyyooo

BANANA PHONE!

Climbing a hill and yelling?

Good question.

Another one I've been thinking about is the hammock. How is a vegan supposed to rest?

Pirate radio

I feel like you and me aren't on the same wavelength about this kind of joke.

I don't recommend turning to spam radio as an alternative

Once you're a high enough level vegan you can trade with crows to send messages.

Mushroom radio

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism because your devices must accept any interference, including interference that may cause undesired operation of the device.

Impossible.