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A two-panel meme.
The top panel shows an NPC character in front of a red “TED” sign saying “organise your time or smth”.
The bottom panel shows a crowd of NPC characters responding with a speech bubble that reads “OMG, life changing”.
There are three kinds of TED talks:
Buy my pop-sci book or invest in my startup
Rich liberals are using capitalism and science to make the world better
Fraud.
Anybody remember that Israeli scientist with the burn scars on his face? That guy could do all three at once.
Say what you want, TED taught me to tie my shoes correctly. Because if you align the knots wrong it doesn't stay tied.
TED talks were never paid for. It's a self promotion platform.
I miss when TED talks were actually good and not a mass consumption commodity item. They saw money and stripped the thoughtfulness.
Yes, but they're legally required to speak like this:
organise your ... time ... or ... smth
It's just this self-important wankery with hardly anything being said, because they need to talk like reverse Yoda the whole time.
First time here in altgag. Is the site a 9gagger made years ago? I remember someone posting a link in 9gag about a better 9gag, basically with blackjack and hookers. Is this the same project?
Ted taught me how to love.
... I don't think he has a platform, though.
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