The legislation does not set forth penalties for noncompliance

Doesn't sound like it's a real law, then, does it?

Why don't they just pull an Andrew? Like "The pedophile formerly known as prince".

"The gulf formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico". Can't fault them for that.

SMALL Government!

They could call it "The Gulf of AmErIcA" and let the sarcasm dripping off it convey a secret message.

I hope South America references this in an episode.

If the only war he wins is the ability to call a body of water whatever he wants to the few people who care, I'd say that's a win for the rest of us.

The scorched earth policy on everything else tho...

I guess I'm forced to talk shit on the university of Alabama at Birmingham.

Been there before. All of them are inbred and have no spine. Nobody cares about them and their Mom's all have severe hemorrhoids from using entire hardcover books to wipe their asses.

They should engage in malicious compliance. Everything with a name is called "America."

America Street America Blvd America Ct Every building they reference on campus is America Building, America Hall, etc. Reporters have their first and last names randomly changed to America They are the University of America at Birmingham, home of the fighting Americans.

Do it so much that all names become patriotically meaningless

If someone tries to force me to call it gulf of America I'm putting asbestos into their cars air conditioner filter. Have fun with mesothelioma pissrag.

Okay. Now what are they doing to improve education, healthcare, and infrastructure? Alabama ranks near the lowest of all 50 states in all 3 metrics

What are they doing to reduce poverty, crime, and corruption?

Gulf of America is a pointless distraction to keep us from discussing the real issues that they aren't fixing

Forced? Were they really?

🥶 🍑 everyone