this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bingo!

(Anyone know how long till it kicks in?)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

That's the neat part: It doesn't

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried buying the newest product?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is basically everything my stupid ass family been trying to push up my brain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't you want to be happy?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

IF THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY I WANT TO BE THE SADDEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Good luck on that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Pfff normie

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

No wonder I'm not happy. I'm still trying to pursue my dreams 🤦

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

I'll work on it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

You forgot drugs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

WHOOOOOAA WHOA I'm halfway there!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a joke. The true source of happiness is the absence of the wrong people. I cut some people out of my life and the air seems cleaner, I'm so happy all th e time now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"The true source of happiness is the thing that worked for me."

Great that it worked for you, but let's not get carried with pretending there is one true source to happiness.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The key to happiness is not having expectations, unfortunately that is not always healthy. It's like nature, evolution comes with just the right pressure. Life needs a little grit, unfortunately, but obviously not /waves arms at generally everything. Hoping for a Star Trek future where we can pursue becoming better people without the need to fight for our basic needs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

See my problem is I have no expectations and I'm constantly let down.

The bar is on the floor but these mfers brought shovels

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Check, check, check, check, check and check.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I love how Germans mastered laughing at suffering, with Schadenfreude, and Americans did everything else.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The last two can be the same.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Now show me: Six People With Healthy Habits