My heart skipped a moment..... I thought that the clouds parted, a sunbeam came down, a choir somewhere sang sweetly..... and I was going to eat some Pad Thai.

Maybe it is just an analogy (specifically metaphor). If it were in simile form, you would write "Trump dying is like a bowl of Pad Thai ... "

Is this how i find out he died? Oh please

He is a despicable excuse for a human being. Needs to be gone.

There was a post, in a similar vein, based on the Princess Bride. Specifically, it was Inigo Montoya and his quest for revenge. Most revenge plots usually end with "killing you won't bring my [insert relationship here], so I guess I won't." Montoya took a slightly different approach: "Since you can't bring my [insert relationship here] back, why should I let you live?"

Dieing would be too good. I want him paying for his crimes. I want him demoted, incarcerated, humiliated and see his whole criminal crew brought to justice. Then he can die.

It seems close to a zeugma (or syllepsis?). When you apply some part of a sentence to two others with different meanings...

As in the sentence:

"He took the country in ostage and a bullet in the head."

(Where "to take" is used with differents of its meaning).

Yet, I am not sure, the figure here is a bit different...

So, we're just going to ignore the title?

Yeah, that's for the best.

it will actually probably make things worse because then they'd likely have someone competent in power

but holy shiiiiit it will be so funny

Trump is a buffoon, but we'll miss him when we get his replacement in four to eight years. I know this sounds impossible, but GWB was such a stupid humiliation back in the day; now he seems quaint.

The next "bad cop" in our tired comedy routine will probably be smarter. I mean, come on. He has to be.

Trump is the inevitable result of years of Dollars are Free Speech and Corporations are People ^(tm)^. When a government is for sale, the President is a sellout. We'll get a very brief respite with the "good cop" portion of the show, at best.

(I vote in every election, and you should, too. Because it's funny. The more people that vote, the funnier it gets. The voters play the "straight man" or "comedic foil" part of the bit)

Mmm Pad Thai. Everyone would like that. And by Pad Thai I mean...

Mmmm pad Thai

Trump is makin a big steaming bowl of “pad Thai” in his depends as we speak

The pad thai part or the daddy part?

"This guy seems to get whatever he wants.... I should be careful not to end up in his bad books"

It is a horrendous insult to Pad Thai.