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The Degraded Search Engine
A comic in four panels:
Panel 1. Cepper, the gothic sorceress, walks toward a large steampunk machine in the center of the library written βGooblinβ on it, colored letters. The machine resembles a rusty block, with a threadmill on one side, a seat and a typewriter-style keyboard.
Cepper: βA good old βsearch engineβ, this is what I need for my research!β
Panel 2. Close up, Cepper types on the typewriter keyboard, looking at the screen.
Cepper: βR.I.N.G. O.F. F.I.R.E S.P.E.L.L.S. enterβ
Cepper: β...And voilΓ .β
Panel 3. The machine spits out dozens of scrolls and books. Cepper reads them.
Cepper: βWait... Why are these results so bad?...β
Book 1: β(Ad) Ten Fire Spells That Will Change Your Life (You Wonβt Believe the 7th!)β
Book 2: β(Sponsored) 15 Spicy Onion Ring Recipesβ
Book 3: β(For you) Top 5 Best Engagement Ringsβ
Book 4: β(ad) How to Start a Campfire: A Comprehensive Guideβ
Book 5: βIs Your Fire Spell Not Working? (Try This One Simple Trick!)β
Book 6: β(Sponsored) Cheap Fire-Resistant Panties! (50% Off Today Only!)β
Panel 4. A librarian approaches, their AI Parrot perched on their shoulder, pointing it. Cepper looks defeated, her eyes blasΓ©.
Librarian: βYeah, they tuned it this way so everyone just uses their Avian Intelligence for searching now...β Cepper: β...How unsurprising.β
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