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[–] 3 points 54 minutes ago

Plausible, seeing as how Christmas starts in September now.

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  • [–] 2 points 57 minutes ago

    I want this to the tune of "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die"

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  • [–] 1 point 51 minutes ago

    No, he actually fucked a pumpkin and because it was so good the pumpkin came to life with a smile.

    The candle represents the Holy seed he deposited in the pumpkin.

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  • [–] 1 point 53 minutes ago

    Duhh... he was dinosaur-jousting the pumpkin

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    [–] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I'm fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago

    Fight a pumpkin, curse a fig, potaytoe potahtoh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_…

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