Weird Al really nailed it with how "white and nerdy" I am.

I really think RATM somewhat understated quite how many of those who work forces also burn crosses

Limp bizkit prepared me with "everything is fucked, everybody sucks"

"Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind." The Knack described conservatism pretty damn well for 1979.

And NOFX did nor prepare me for how many holes were needed in the Bible Belt

https://youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4 -- it's not the only time I'm happy, but it certainly never makes my mood worse.

Garbage - I'm only happy when it rains

They Might Be Giants' eternal wisdom: we die alone, we die afraid, we live in terror, we're naked and alone and the grave is the loneliest place

Fans of Johnny Cash left the competition due to ethical reasons.

The news was a politician shooting himself in the head though, I think that would be welcome news for most

The Offspring was really onto something when they said "Shit is fucked up"

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I know plenty that would ascribed to DJ punk rock's philosophy.