I'm kinda like a psychedelics guy but for gas station dick pills. They're natural medicine that reconnect us to ourselves and each other. When I commune with the plant spirit, I even think about the fact that my ancestors had dicks too. Have you heard of the Dickpilled Ape Theory? I don't have a degree in evolutionary biology or anything but it sounds plausible. It's plausible dude.

Gonna fuck like an animal. The animal is just famously lazy with a small dick.

His coconut gun can fire in spurts.

I'm fascinated by the numbering system.

I assume it originally started with (or trying to mimic the style of) actual dosages like on legitimate medicine, but just turned into a unitless one-upping game with the claim "anything higher is a kie."

So it's 6000. 6000 what? It's like saying you're taking 83,000,000... nanogrammes of aspirin.

Asking the guy at the gas station like he's a pharmacist about these pills.

My "NO HEADACHE" boner pill has people asking a lot of questions already answered on the package.

I recommend the youtube channel 'Grant Harting', he promotes himself as 'licensed pharmacist in 4 states'. He makes videos where he analyzes pills like this and sends them to a lab. He finds that most gas-station-pills that look like this contain Sildenafil/Viagra and are illegally manufactured. The videos are fun to watch.

Does it give you glowing eyes though

is that like stree overlord?