I love how 3 of these are just women

Pretty rookie list tbh, doesn’t even include people with long hair, chiropractors or unemployed.

Man Jesus must have the thinnest skin of tall time if he literally condemns people to eternal damnation for mocking him even once

Is Hell a club? What's the cover fee? Sounds fucking awesome.

Only people on that list I don't like are astrologers.

Astrology is a r3tard.

It's nice to make the list.

This is progressive for not adding Muslims. At least they can get to Heaven.

„Uhh. I think I have a bingo folks!“

„This is not how bingo works Meave…“

„BINGO!“

„Ugh“ -.-

It sort of takes the sting out of the threat when I find the subject of the threat to be laughably unlikely anyway.

Threatening me with sending my soul to hell is like threatening me that an djinn will steal my XboX: I don't believe in djinn, and I don't own an XboX, so it's a moot point anyway.

Took me a hot minute to realize that sports nuts is not a kind of food, they aren't sending snacks to hell.

What about the baby killing men? Are they cool?

Fuck yeah sign me up

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, 'cause sinners are much more fun.

Yup, I'll see ya all there where the cool people are. Honestly their "heaven" sounds more like a hell to me.

What did roasted peanuts ever do?

But I’m atheist and therefore he’ll doesn’t exist.

I'm a solid 7, pretty happy

Do Formans still count? If so, I'm like 5 of these

I was so convinced it was a cool and edgy anti christian poster til the end. Just gotta crop the last one and say come on in instead!

Meeh, if they all horny and just wanna get down, I really don't give AF.

Hell sounds like a blast plus Lemmy is there too.