If the Soviet Union was so good, why did it crumble?

Do you support China's cultural revolution?

Ask her why she cut you off. Like why would she stoop so low.

If I died and you remarried and had kids, but if I was resurrected 30 years later, would you leave your family and abandon your children for me?

Yes - How could you abandon your children?

No - You don't love me?

Refuse any other answer.

Have fun!

It doesnt matter what you ask, just make sure it comes off as both childish and really important to you, and ask it while theyre doing something important. This is a guaranteed fight so don't say I didnt warn you.

If i showed up at three in the morning with a big sack that I started to bury in the backyard, would you ask any questions?

• have you ever said you felt so happy, you could die?
• what if you had to cut me off?
• would you rather make out like it never happened and that we were nothing, or treat me like a stranger?
• what if you changed your number?
• what if you were just somebody I used to know?

wait sorry those are Gotye questions my bad

Here's a real one:

"Would you press a nuke button that kills millions in order to save me?"

"Do you support Hamas?"

What newspapers and magazines she regularly reads to stay informed.

"Are you gonna annoy me tomorrow like you did today?" is our favourite tbh

If your memories of me were faked and we actually only met today, would you still love me?

Would you rather have a dime or two nickels?

That's the whole question. No right answer.

I wanna feel something, let's fight!

that isn't a question, it's just a statement

Someone told me a good one.

If your partner wishes someone they don't know happy birthday, like a waiter or something. Ask them. Why are they happy it's their birthday?