.orc is a nice touch

“Long ago, some feral orcs overthrew mankind and now I have anxiety and have to pay taxes.”

My god, are we the orcs?

Reject modernity, return to Melkor.

can’t a guy get his ears pierced in piece without the constant barrage of canvassers? one place, i tells ya, signed up for a great deal on piercings— 3rd one free they said— I get in the chair and after the first one? by god. A TIMESHARE presentation.

But seriously what the fuck is up with people trying to sell internet deals in meat space?

If you dont have an internet connection by now you seriously have gone well out of your way to avoid it or cut it out. If you do already have an internet connection, you can use said internet to change providers.

Its more perplexing than vexing, and it vexes me so

The Taliban dilemma.

The Valar having subscription services is too funny