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[–] 65 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Maybe it was a joke, maybe it was just that they saw something in me that i couldn't quite see in myself yet.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    Unlikely, I'm shit at makeup.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (4 children)

    would still just be putting lipstick on a pig

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Yes it could be like putting lipstick on a pig but you might as well put color correctors or eye liners on a pig and it would look good. Just because most known makeup doesn't go well with you doesn't mean you cannot look either cute or badass.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    Plot twist: the buddy was indeed a lady.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago

    If they hit me with “age before beauty” I give back a withering “pearls before swine” (I am wearing pearls in this example btw)

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago

    If only i could be 14 again!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Gotta hit him with the 👌 and punch him in the shoulder as he walks through as well

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    „Alter vor Schönheit“

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    "Oh, sorry, please go ahead!"

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago

    Oh thanks cutie, Trans Rights!

    Me have left the comedy area, and took my buddy with me.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    I keep seeing on Lemmy Blahaj in reference to trans people.

    What I don't understand is what makes trans people identify with Taco Bell? I honestly don't know which fast food would have made for a better franchise to identify with, but never Taco Bell. Ugh. Taco Bell is the worst.

    Why not Dairy Queen?

    I just.......hate Taco Bell so much. It's nothing to do with trans people. I hated them since I was 4 years old, and had no idea what a trans person was. I just want Taco Bell to go out of business, and don't understand what trans people see in that god awful place.

    Even McDonalds, as awful as that would be, would have been a better option. Why does it have to be fast food anyways?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Blahaj is the plush shark from Ikea, did you mean that you hate the furniture company instead?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Then why does Taco Bell have blahaj blast? I have nothing against Ikea. I guess I'd be neutral on them. Never had any interaction with Ikea. I heard their products are easy to assemble, but are annoying as fuck. Not hard, just a pain to get through.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago*

    I don't know if you're being serious, but just in case you are, the Mountain Dew flavor that Taco Bell is known for is actually called Baja Blast, named for the Mexican state of Baja California. It doesn't have anything to do with the stuffed shark from Ikea. Hope this helps.

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  • Taco bell has B a j a blast, the joke is that you can make a new drink using the IKEA plushie called Blahaj blast. Honestly though I have boycotted all fast food places for over a decade as much as I can. I just thought people would have a bit of a giggle about it.

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