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[–] [S] 54 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

just realized the keyboard is upside down so my joke doesn't even make sense 😔

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Could be worse - could be typing on someone's ass (the "back end").

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    How is that worse, depending on the person you're typing on, of course?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Gonna take quite a bit longer to finish the project that way...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Depends. I bet you could slap one of those rollable silicone keyboards on a flat ass with minimal loss of productivity as long as the ass haver is patient and good at lying still.

    ...is not a sentence I ever thought I'd type 😄

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  • [–] 39 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

    Now this is a real backend developer.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    If you do this, have your feet even, not like in the picture. Also, make sure your shoulders rest in the proper position against a thing that isn't going to move or fall at all. In fact, just go look up how up do it properly and not take advice from whatever this picture is.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Squats for your backend, those are clearly for legs.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    You can just about make out it is engaging the butt too, it's just a poor angle.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    As a gym rat with a fat ass, squats for your cheeks.

    These make ya legs pop like Ms. Incredible

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago*

    Hip thrusts are basically the targeted exercise for gluteus maximus.

    You can do squats too, but you're gonna end up with big legs and core, too, depending on the type of squat.

    Also squats are arguably a much more dangerous move if you fuck it up.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Gonna end my internet today on a good note with this post. Goodnight funny people in my phone

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    The office where I produce the most back end development output

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago

    Ai generated developer pictures be like.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    The humble full-stack developer:

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    They don't use their hands. They stick the keyboard up their backend and do kegel crunches.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    To me this is reverse engineering

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    Not gonna lie - expected there to be more ass involved in "back end"

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Do all backend developers have their vision moved back and to the right so they look over their own shoulder?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I'm developing my backend at the gym

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  • Need a poiuy keyboard.

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