He should rename it to "American intelligence"... and then it would finally be accurate

File this under dumb shit the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and the president of the united states says…

Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.

Seriously. Can't we call it American Intelligence? Wouldn't even need to change the acronym.

I'm waiting for Intelligence 64.

Please please please rename it American Intelligence. Something to finally pop this bubble.

we (America) will never recover from the humiliation inflicted by this moron.

Weird that the didn't want it to be renamed "Trump intelligence"

The opinion of anyone impressed by the function or output of a LLM enough to believe it is in any way adjacent to intelligence should be summarily dismissed, and ridiculed should they persist.

At first I had to check if it was The Onion.

We really need to address how so many people have "being correct" confused with "people don't tell me I'm wrong".

I used to walk by the same crazy person on a street corner that would yell about all types of crazy random shit. Hundreds if not thousands of people walked by them every day, and 99.999% of them wouldn't engage to tell them they're wrong.

Only an idiot like trump would proclaim that means people agree with them.

But this stupid fuck really thinks that changing a name changes reality. I don't think they have the object permanence to realize these are real things happening outside of their view. If they can't see it, they just want to hear good things so they can pretend everything is good.

They don't give a fuck about reality, they just get mad when someone doesn't let them stick their heads in the sand.

They can't/won't/don't accept reality, and that's why logic doesn't work.

I'm renaming trump to "worst president and dumbest motherfucker ever"

Yeah, I guess to Trump it must seem super intelligent.

Why does the Onion publish articles in the Verge nowadays?

‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn't spell "precipice" if his life depended on it.’

We make fun of this but these people understand the power of words.

The propaganda is likely to work on some level.

Why not "Intelligence of America", seems to be his thing

Trump should keep going.

He should raname the Atlantic, the American Ocean...

Rename the moon Trump. Not Trumpworld, just Trump

Antarctica is now Cold America. We can't expect Trump or MAGA to comprehend America Australis

Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense. Greenland is now Green America even though it's famously not Green at all, but glacial white.

I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets. I want to see them shouting to the world how Trump is absolutely the best-dressed emperor in the world.

From the man with a complete lack of intelligence.

Next week he'll announce he's renaming "pedophilia" to "super fun sexy time".

Has there ever been a headline that starts with "Trump says" and the rest of the sentence is just normal? Does he ever just do normal?

Why not: Super Hyper Intelligent Technology -> S.H.I.T.?

Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??

Oh-oh! Maybe: Fast Utility Computer Kernel - Official Factory Format F.U.C.K.-O.F.F!

You can tell that Trump has never used AI for anything other than generating images and videos, or he would call AI stupid as soon as it attempted to correct his absurd and narcissistic worldview.

nottheonion is leaking again...

Surprised he didn’t rename it America Intelligence.

I'll call it that when I stop calling Twitter Twitter

Helldivers is supposed to be satire.

It's still Gulf of Mexico, it's still Lake Ontario, it's still Department of Defense, and it's still slop.

I’m officially calling it “Actual Idiocy”

He's running out of things to rename.

I would never have guessed that we"d be able to make Idiocracy look like a documentary in my lifetime. What a spectacular decline.