He should rename it to "American intelligence"... and then it would finally be accurate

• Hallucinates weapons of mass destruction and
• targets children at school.

American intelligence, indeed.

I was unironically expecting him to try to change the acronym to just that

That was very bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

Hahahahaha this is perfect I love you.

Stop it. Don't give him this idea. He'll actually do that.