Sarah Andersen | Bluesky

TranscriptThe image is of a four panel comic.

The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying β€œI’m 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!”

The second panel shows a heart. The heart says β€œI hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!”

The third panel shows a spine’s face. It weakly says, β€œI am old”.

We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, β€œso very old”.

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[–] 115 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I feel this joke in my bones.

Early 40s, in the best shape of my life. Jogged, lifted weights, had my diet, supplements, and sleep dialed in perfect. I had tremendous amount of energy and felt great, high achieving in many areas of my life and the old lady and I screwed like rabbits.

Fast forward 7 or 8 years, degenerative disc disease caught up to me, now I can barely sit down on the toilet to take a crap. I'm barely functional due to the depression and loss of mobility and am in constant pain and discomfort.

But aside from the back, muscle loss, weight gain, limp dick, failing eyesight, heart murmur, hair loss, receding gums, cancer lying in ambush, and brain fog, everything else is fine. 🀣

Crazy to think the system wants to squeeze 20 more years of labor out of me. Why are we all putting up with this??

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    [–] 66 points 1 week ago (14 children)

    Y'all need to go to the gym or otherwise train your backs. I've been going for about three months (1-2 times a week) and the back pains are gone. Am 34, software engineer, and still a little overweight, so you can do it too!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    32, lazy as fuck. I work as a chef 0 back pain and I engage in bisexual sitting. No idea why I don't have back pain but I'm convinced my sitting style is akin to doing yoga constantly or something

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  • [–] 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    the fuck is bisexual sitting?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    It's a complete mott and bailey. Obviously 95% of people can avoid back issues by just working out a few times a week. But when you point that out you apparently just happen to be speaking to the one person who has severe scoliosis and it's implied that that's who all of the people complaining about bad backs are dealing with.

    It's an identical situation when you talk to people who complain about sleep or diet issues.

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    [–] 43 points 1 week ago

    The burden of walking upright.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    The brain is always "developing". The whole 25 years thing is a myth and not based on real science.

    It's the new "we only use 10% of the brain".

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_matures_at_25_myth

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  • [–] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    When you can literally injure yourself while sleeping.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (15 children)

    Honestly, I can't really relate - in my 30s but I got a strong back, I don't really get back pain

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    For me it was an early 34th birthday gift. Without refund. It usually hits people who aren't doing sports, so if you're going to the gym with a good exercise routine that'll delay it greatly.

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    [–] 13 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I like how people are telling us that we need to go to the gym and shit as though some of us don't have actual medical issues with our backs. I've been dealing with issues since my teens with my back and knees, do all the physical therapy techniques I can to keep the pain at a minimum but it's only going to slow the inevitable.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    This is why humans need tails, to take stress off the spine

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    The one positive of being a spineless wimp: No back pain.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    I remember my back started popping at age 21.

    That said, I've found that getting regular exercise, using one's legs, and doing some cardio every day has been great for my back. Doesn't hurt to take 5-10 minutes a day to stretch either.

    Unfortunately the human body is 'use it or lose it'.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    Resistance training helps.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Guess evolution still needs a couple million years to finish making us bipedal lol

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    when i was 22, i had some docs tell me i had the bones of a 60 year old

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Comic made by someone who hasn't had a life of psychological problems. My brain feels just as old as my spine and it's easier to give my spine breaks and let it rest, not as easy with anxiety etc.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Evolution was a scam all along to make future chiropractors more money! /s

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    [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Let's invest in anti-aging research.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I used to have back pain but then I started working out properly including my back muscles and I feel no pain at all, I'm 36.

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