God what a life these people must have when fast food packaging is something they actually care about enough to do something about (however minimal the effort to tag Wendy's in their complaint tweet actually is). I can't imagine giving a shit about what the package my fast "food" slop comes in looks like. What kind of hog puts any mental energy into even thinking "huh the burger wrapper I'm going to throw away in 5 minutes looks slightly different and this upsets me"

I know it's probably just marketing buzz, at least that's what I'll tell myself

"Unfortunately, due to shortages of diesel fuel, none of the new packaging can be delivered. This is Obama's fault somehow."

We did it reddit!!

Did Don even have anything to do with this? Why are they taking credit lmao

When are they gonna revive the food?

If it means removing the creepy subliminal mom from her collar then I'm on board.

This declining empire truly is filled with hog cattle chimeras. Truly diresome

idek anymore

Learned yesterday that Wendy's is one of Palantir's largest customers.

CW: AI chuddery

https://www.benzinga.com/news/24/11/41817215/wendys-uses-palantir-ai-tech-to-manage-burger-french-fry-inventories-return-on-investment-is-signifi

Drive thru open late tonight
Dipping nuggets, into frostees
Mix a little ketchup in our mayonnaise
And take it with us

We're half awake in a great empire

Nostalgic packaging to remind you of a time when you could afford this slop.