i see luring nazis into the woods to kill them is finally coming back

Hey there big boy, you ready to give me your work password to the fbi database?

This is like when bugs bunny would dress up like a woman to seduce Elmer Fudd and then whack him on the head with a hammer

Love how libs despise ICE but still tend to run defense for the FBI, meanwhile the FBI more than willingly run defense for ICE

Uncritical support to these brave women

"I don't avoid the company of women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."

Totally normal country

The article references another article about a case where a guy in Chicago was charged with a murder for hire plot against Bovino, only to be found not guilty. The legal documents referenced screenshots of his snapchat avatar and the message in snapchat he sent:

2k on info cuando lo agarren

10k if u take him down.

🤘🤘🤘 on him

after he was found not guilty DHS had this to say:

Tricia McLaughlin, DHS assistant secretary, said in a statement after the acquittal: “This verdict does not change the facts: Espinoza targeted federal law enforcement with violence via Snapchat.”

just a fun reminder to avoid fedposting

No worries, it will not be a concern anymore because the ones honeypotting the agents are gonna be sexy animals in the future.

catfish them for all their worth and then throw them in the river

When you are on a dating app, there are 4 groups of people you're trying to impress while texting. In ranked order of most to least important

1. Yourself

2. The general public for your chance at virality

3. Their friend group

4. Them

So think about it: singing Simple and Clean? GOLD. They don't understand your Warhammer collection? Double down. They have a bad take? Go back to the well with Marx.

Trust me. Why would you trust me?

spoiler

BECAUSE I SAID SO! YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS

Hell yeah chicks rock

Can you afford a stay at home parent and kids on a FBI salary these days?

Probably a fake to keep their guys horned up and lonely for easier cultic control.