When you are on a dating app, there are 4 groups of people you're trying to impress while texting. In ranked order of most to least important
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Yourself
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The general public for your chance at virality
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Their friend group
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Them
So think about it: singing Simple and Clean? GOLD. They don't understand your Warhammer collection? Double down. They have a bad take? Go back to the well with Marx.
Trust me. Why would you trust me?
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BECAUSE I SAID SO! YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS