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[–] 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I fell into a well as a child, and what I saw down there scared me so hard I use that fear to strike terror into the hearts of criminals. I AM....

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  • [–] 10 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    Who would be the better sidekick for Erectile Dysfunction man: Balltaker McGee or Moobtagion?

    Balltaker McGee takes your balls.

    Moobtagion gives you moobs, and also makes it so that when you interact with other men, they also grow moobs.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    When you interact with another man and give them moobs, does it get rid of your moobs like a game of tag? Or do you keep your moobs? I feel like every dude would have moobs in like a day or two.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago

    ...I got you to look, ha...

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