Shut up Meg

First world anarchy

Anarchy

Don't talk to me until you've grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the "Open here" text and, instead of opening there, you've opened it AT HOME, you coward.

Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?

Left handed, I see.

You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.

No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.

Become ungovernable.

You can't be tamed.

The old "mustard in the urethra" trick, eh?

Absolute anarchy

You rebel! Next you'll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!

Now eat the packet you coward.

"Yes officer, that man right there."

Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?

do you call them sachets?