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[-] [email protected] 92 points 2 years ago

I’d really be sad if Donald Trump died tomorrow.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I would be sad if he died tomorrow. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, be tried, convicted, and sentenced to show once and for all the "elite" also must play by the rules... then the fucker can die.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Look at who he idolizes. If he ever truly believes he’ll have to face consequences, he’ll run away and then off himself before he’s caught.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

He was just tried and convicted, on 34 felony counts no less! Apparently the punishment for that is immediate release 🤷‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I think you have to type it in blood or something

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

ᛞᛟᚾᚨᛚᛞ᛫ᛏᚱᚢᛗᛈ

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

lol. Unfortunately, it would be Jimmy Carter or something. This is not the worst timeline but it’s definitely one of the more cursed ones.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

It would be OK to be Carter though since the dude's almost 100 and has done enough good in his life to deserve a final rest. Man's absolutely based.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Hus wife also just passed away they were together for ~70 years. Lets face it here, its also roughtly his time too.

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[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Well fuck you, NOW it will be. You overrid their spell on Trump and redirected it to Jimmy by mentioning him.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Well, I’ll mention Putin then.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Nononono, you're doing it all wrong. The dude in regards to kissinger wrote something like, "when will that bastard finally die?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Trying reverse psychology on death itself? Bold

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Please no. Could you imagine the never ending flood of conspiracy theory bullshjt from the MAGA morons when Trump dies?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos

Just maybe?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

You just summoned like 10 of him.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

He's too rich, no one on earth deserves that much money...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wasn't there like a rule that if you write someone's name 10 times, they become immune to the death note ?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
  • Putin

  • George W. Bush

  • Xi Jin Ping

  • Netanyahu

Edit:

  • Kim Jong Un + Kim Yo Jong (added by popular demand)
[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is a death note, huh?

Sure would be a shame is Charles Koch joined his brother...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Really glad nobody mentioned Rupert Murdoch either

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Oh let's DEFINITELY make this a habit

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we'll lose Dolly Parton.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Do not speak this evil into the world.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

When did it happen? Have I missed it?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Kissinger died a few days ago

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

But did a lemming predict it?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah some dude literally posted a meme the day before.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

LMAO that just takes me to a gonewild post

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

it could be kissinger himself posting a meme before dying

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I know, I missed the predictions that's what I meant

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It was earlier that day.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

i thought theyd keep him alive forever as a scapegoat for warcrimes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

100 years was good enough for forever for humans I believe. If people could find only 19 more of such piece of shits, we could have bridged the scapegoat connection all the way back to Jesus.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The man was a hundred years old. It was a meme that people were shocked he was still alive.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The butterfly doesn't talk.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait, what? did someone predict the Henry Kissinger thing?

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