I dunno, I'm pretty sure coffee counts if you drink enough.
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TIL that none of the meals I've eaten before 12 hours ago counted as real food 😔
raises paw make a sandwich? Does making one for my dom count then? :3
What about burger shaped candy? 👉👈
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I'm sorry.
Let me fix this:
If you swallow a shitload of cum, you get some protein. So keep on sucking!
Disclaimer: but don't use it as a substitute for food
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Or get some beans
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Eat them, they have proteins
That's actually not true
Wait putting down the candy and making a sandwich doesn't count as real food?

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