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[–] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I dunno, I'm pretty sure coffee counts if you drink enough.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    Literally 1984

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  • TIL that none of the meals I've eaten before 12 hours ago counted as real food 😔

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    raises paw make a sandwich? Does making one for my dom count then? :3

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What about burger shaped candy? 👉👈

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (6 children)

    I'm sorry.

    Let me fix this:

    If you swallow a shitload of cum, you get some protein. So keep on sucking!

    Disclaimer: but don't use it as a substitute for food

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Wait putting down the candy and making a sandwich doesn't count as real food?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    But what about candy? What about gum hamburgers?

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    [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    What is the nutrition of eating pussy?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Surely pussy counts if you’re good enough.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago

    Listen I'm a domme, I just have really bad interoception

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