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Elon has lost his wife, his kids, 40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It's like a genre of country music that doesn't even exist yet.
Picture of Elon, not at his best.
cybertwang Lost my kids, lost my wife, lost 40 billion dollars, and there goes my life. My rocket crashed, everyone knows I’m an ass, my truck got towed, and I’ve got no class.
Won't somebody think of the billionaires!
just in case
/s
I would be afraid for my sanity if I ever got that rich. Not that he was sane to begin with, but
But think of how many phychiatrists you could hire to fix you.
But would you? Rich crazy is a different kind of crazy, it’s the crazy of not having consequences be a real thing to you. It’s the crazy where if a psychiatrist doesn’t tell you what you want to hear you find a new one. Billionaires need jesters not doctors, someone to tell them that they’re losers with or without money
Where do I sign up?
Yeah but what if
What if when you're rich you can afford to be a nutcase
Look the worst I'd do is hunt humans for sport, it's much nicer than what most of our overlords do to pass the time.
He is eating fries and holding a wine glass by the stem.
At least 100 years ago the rich had more class than the poor.
That's where you are supposed to hold a wine glass?
Nope, not at all
how do you think you should hold the glass? whats the point of the stem then?
You're supposed to hold the stem (or the base) so you don't warm the wine with your hand. I'm not sure what these freaks are on about
Actually it's closer to 200 billion.
If I were to get rich I'd aspire to be Statler and Waldorf. Both at the same time.
If I were to get rich I’d aspire to be Statler and Waldorf. Both at the same time.
everyone should aspire to be gayncient icons
and despite all that he's still the richest man on earth
elon 🤝 graham linehan