Kinda satisfying knowing trump spends so much of his time doing things he hates doing.
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In a few months we'll see this man drool uncontrollably.
Just fucking die already
I pray for the day it’s one of those forever naps.
I don’t care if he falls asleep. I just get disappointed that he wakes up.
Reminder that like 90% of his election campaign was telling everyone that sleepy people are unfit for office.
Let's put him in the coffin already...
Fucking weekend at Bernie’s.
Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Mitch the turtle lately?
I call him Schrödinger's Mitch
Nope. Everyone is waiting to see what happens when Congress resumes on Monday.
Wow! This is the second shittiest thing he's done on 9/11!
What was the other thing? Being alive on 9/11?
Calling in to a radio station on the day of the attacks to brag that he now had the tallest building in NY.
Clearly AI, but Biden totally would hold the phone like that for a selfie 😂
The president dozed off at multiple points during the event Friday, slumped over in his chair with his eyes closed and his head hanging down while everyone else onstage—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Melania Trump, and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice—was clearly awake.
They name the names like it's admirable the rest stayed awake, but I think they are all just bracing for the inevitable cropdusting. Dude likes to shit while he sleeps, going by the videos I've seen. Note how there is no one behind him, and his wife is seated far enough away to allow plenty of airflow between them.
Also note the unevenness in his face: the right side of his mouth (his right; to the left in the pic, last one in the article) is markedly different from the left, even when he appears to be facing the camera directly, and that entire side of his face is somewhat slumped compared to the other. Seems to be getting worse these days.
Pining for the fjords.
PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
He's just resting his eyes..... and his brain.

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