Right? I'm 12 years from there, and I'll have to work another 19 years after that to retire. May as well just call it quits now.

You're not the only one, everyone is just being coy about it.

Yeah I'm pretty sure that fish wasn't having a happy time.

Who among us hasn't had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?

The man may or mat not have been sex-starved, but the koi fish was definitely hapless. They got that part right.

Since they got old /s (since before the average lifespan of people increased in some parts of the world)

If it gets me a discount, I'm fine with it. It's just words.

It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms

I came here to ask "how??"

I now understand how.

I'm almost certain there's a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with "-Godfather" in the query. 🤦🏿‍♀️

Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’

I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water's surface in my grandfather's pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was... different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, "is this love?"

You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.

Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.

I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.