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Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond' (www.newsflare.com)
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GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's koi fish.

Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong's pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.

CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.

He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.

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[–] 44 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I know we're making light of this in the comments, dark humor I get it, no judgment on that note.... but this is actually fucking horrifying. That link is hella staying blue.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms

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  • [+] -22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Fucking a fish is horrifying to you??

    You would not have survived the earlier internet.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child)

    Honey, I'm a veteran of the early internet, my first computer was a fucking Tandy. That's why, after I matured a little, I decided seeing this kind of shit wasn't some test of fortitude I was winning and likely it just wasn't doing my mental health any favors.

    Sounds like it didn't do you any either.

    If you don't think raping an animal likely to death is horrifying, you should really consider what the internet has done to your brain, dude.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I survived the earlier internet. This is still horrifying. And yes, I did see that guy who got killed by the horse. That was very horrifying. Just because some things are truly terrible, doesnt mean other things can't be terrible.

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago

    Ah, Mr. Hands. I'll never forget the grunt Mr. Hands makes when the horse perforates his intestines.

    There's actually a documentary about it. Dude had spinal damage that caused sexual dysfunction. Resulted in Washington state passing a bestiality law.

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