Can you tell me what it was?

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[–] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You forgot to wish everyone a Blessed Kirkmas, you insensitive clod

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago

    You forgot about Dre.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Check your tattoos for hints

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    You forgot to take your memory pills.

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  • To pick up your children from soccer training.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    You forgot to check your voicemail and missed the message that they finally found a compatible organ donor for you. Since you didn't respond they gave it to a racist landlord who funds a bum fighting ring instead.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    My birthday.

    You're lucky it's not today, but I'm sure you forgot it anyway.

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    It was your pants again. Come on Greg, get your shit together.

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    Did you check your butt?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    To brush and floss.

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    If you forgot, then it can't be an important propoganda.

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