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[-] crypticthree@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.

[-] macwood@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice

[-] SmokesForBreakfast@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Get outta here Snaaaail!

Yah! Yah!

๐Ÿง‚๐ŸŒ

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago

It's a horrible experience, by the way.

[-] dnzm@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Not exactly fun for the snail, either.

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

This brings tears to my eyes.

....no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!

[-] perviouslyiner@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

"Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough"

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I'm learning so much from this community.

[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I usually use a very large salt.

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the healing power of crystals ๐Ÿ˜

[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Salt mountain lol

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

[-] elbowdrop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Thats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

If that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Bro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I know a stronger spell. It's basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.

[-] robbankz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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