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[–] 18 points 3 years ago

Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    This brings tears to my eyes.

    ....no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    "Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough"

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    I'm learning so much from this community.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I usually use a very large salt.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Thats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    If that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Bro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    I know a stronger spell. It's basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish

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