In my neighborhood all the children wear tiny masks and go from house to house yelling "Counting or not counting gang violence" and then they receive a pack of Gushers

Chinese Kirkoween is actually roughly 2 months later, because it's based on the Chinese Lunisolar calendar.

We offer blessings to the mother goddess {女娲|Nǚ wā}, who once restored the balance between the heavens and the earth by repairing the four pillars that hold up the sky. 9/11 serves as a stark reminder for what happens when the pillars collapse.

Wishing people a happy High Blood Pressure Awareness Day and a happy Consequences of American Foreign Policy Day

Double Jenga

Kissing under a steel beam

I vibrate in a quantum state between counting and not counting gang violence

In the local Icelandic Kirksmas tradition we actually celebrate Kirk getting mauled by a giant woke cat that stalks university campuses for conservatives instead of getting shot. We call it the Yale Cat

Dancing on the roof tops to the big fireworks is always my personal highlight.

I also like the parkour showcase, but it gets me too anxious when someone attempts the big jump to ground-floor with a full gun stock in their pants leg.

Big red jelly donut.

Kirkmass date night with the missus

Everyone posting their Kirksonas reenact 9/11, of course.

Commemorating the corny white cheeser getting popped by opening up a couple bags of white cheddar popcorn with the homies