He doesn’t pay his contractors. What makes you think you think he will pay you?

And just like that, he most likely closed the gap, alot of these races will now be neck and neck

Obviously it's horseshit, but what matters is that he said it, now the meme will spread through society and dummies will go to the polls over it

Isn't this literally what chuds think communists want to do? Give people free money for doing nothing??

His base loves to get grifted. It's the same attitude Americans had about being tricked into leaving the Barnum & Bailey circuses.

Aren't our taxes already going up $5 to fund Epstein's war?

You are the biggest sucker in the universe if you believe this one.

What’s a couple hundred billion dollars between friends?

money up front

On the other hand, this is extremely funny because this act of desperation shows that he's at least somewhat aware of how unpopular he is and will be cooked in the midterms.

He should promise everyone GTA 6

I wonder what the lives of people gullible enough to believe this are like, from their perspective.

No wonder he was praising Indian elections 2 weeks ago lol.

Will this be another Biden bux situation?

At least it's fucking interesting. It's about time they did something that at least registers as not the stupidest, cruelest idea humanity can muster. Will you have to look very hard to find that they extract the $5000 from the orphan crushing machine? No! But at least you get a brief moment of a headline that isn't diarrhea forever.

its funny how he is now resorting to bribing voters now

also related mini-slop. there is a crosspost of this article in another instance and there is a bluemaga complaning that it shouldnt be shared because its helping trump by reporting on his bullshit https://mander.xyz/post/58018689

with opposition like this who needs allies lmao

We're gonna finally revalue the Iraqi dinar when we win the midterms folks, believe me!

It's interesting that he understands so much better than Democrats how politics works