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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

These early stage memes will stay with the platform for as long as we want.

Either a new copy pasta or a real shitpost.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You mean a new response just dropped?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Or noshitpost

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This will be our founding memes. Like the jolly rancher story on reddit, or the guy with the broken arm.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Can someone explain the pooping thing to me? Ive been away for a business trip for the entire week, I haven't pooped in 3 days either. Why does the person who hasn't pooped matter? What's up with these memes?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Well, we haven't got the poop knife anymore, this will suffice.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I may have left reddit behind, but I will always carry the poop knife story with me in my heart.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

wait what I think I missed something, what're you talking about?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some dude asked how he could avoid pooping for three days for undisclosed reasons. It took off from there and birthed the Fediverse's first real original meme/copypasta. The equivalent of "Narwhal bacons at midnight" on Reddit.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

We're writing shitpost history here, fellas!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wait, how not normal is it to not shit for a few days?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I think that's considered constipation. A "normal" poop schedule supposedly ranges from 3 times a day to 3 times a week.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You're full of shit.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Brother i saw the og 3 day no shit post took a 1-2 day break and now there are memes about it everywhere...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

But it's our "thing" now.

We're the poop place.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Read poop post left for a few days.. now confused……. Are we not pooping!?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It do be happening

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

with this being yet another post about it…

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