this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

These early stage memes will stay with the platform for as long as we want.

Either a new copy pasta or a real shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You mean a new response just dropped?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or noshitpost

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This will be our founding memes. Like the jolly rancher story on reddit, or the guy with the broken arm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can someone explain the pooping thing to me? Ive been away for a business trip for the entire week, I haven't pooped in 3 days either. Why does the person who hasn't pooped matter? What's up with these memes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, we haven't got the poop knife anymore, this will suffice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I may have left reddit behind, but I will always carry the poop knife story with me in my heart.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wait what I think I missed something, what're you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Some dude asked how he could avoid pooping for three days for undisclosed reasons. It took off from there and birthed the Fediverse's first real original meme/copypasta. The equivalent of "Narwhal bacons at midnight" on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're writing shitpost history here, fellas!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, how not normal is it to not shit for a few days?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I think that's considered constipation. A "normal" poop schedule supposedly ranges from 3 times a day to 3 times a week.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You're full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Brother i saw the og 3 day no shit post took a 1-2 day break and now there are memes about it everywhere...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But it's our "thing" now.

We're the poop place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Read poop post left for a few days.. now confused……. Are we not pooping!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It do be happening

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

with this being yet another post about it…

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