Bin laden and its not close

I know for a fact Bin Laden had games and the movie Cars on his computer. Safest bet.

Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.

Bin Laden unless you have twins.

Hitler liked Children and Dogs, so "Say Hello to Mr. Adolf, kids!"

Tbh, I don't know who the lady is

TIL that Hitler isn't the "Worst" option for everything lol

I don't know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden's the safe bet here

Osama for sure.

I think im going bin laden

Top left: Lindsay Clancy - Apparently strangled her 3 kids, there is an ongoing process in the US right now

Top right: Osama Bin Laden - Former boss of the Taliban in Afghanistan and responsible for 9/11

Bottom left: Adolf Hitler - Leader of the German NSDAP and responsible for the Holocaust and WW2

Bottom right: Sean Combs aka P. Diddy - US musician, multiple cases of sexual violence and rape, and proliferation of prostitution

Osama bin Laden loved his kids. He was hard on them, for sure, he was basically what you imagine when you think of a deep south US prepper survivalist - a bit eccentric and paranoid, but intelligent - he would be taking his kids on long hikes, teaching them how to sleep in the desert with only sand as a blanket, but he did it out of a deep desire to protect them and give them skills to survive.

It's scary that not all of the choices are the same level of risk.

Well I'm not jewish...so...

ngl, since im a white, cis, heterosexual, non-jewish, german: probably hitler. i dont think he was the kinda guy that would kill children just because he could. if these children happened to have like, a jewish mother, things would definitely look different

I'll check back in a few hours, I have a feeling this'll be a dumpster fire.

Osama, easy. He's a family man and would show absolute respect and kindness towards the child as is the custom of his religion and his culture.

He has nothing against children and has a big household with other kids mine can play with.

My child will also be damn safe there and get great food.

Such an easy contest.

Honestly, as much as this surprises me, but from those 4 options, my kids would probably be safest with hitler. I assume the first woman is the one that just killed her 3 kids, so that's a fundamental NOPE, diddy, yeah nah, that guy is just weird. So it boils down to the islamic terrorist and the cocaine-addicted, so I'd just give it hitler and hope he has a good day without thaaaaat much cocaine.

My three kids are in their 20's. Assuming there are no weapons involved, I'd say they're safe with any of them.

Bin Laden, Hitler, and Combs would each have a rough night. Lindsay would probably be ok. If necessary, they could restrain her without injuring her.

Just leave them home alone.

Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.

Bin Laden 100% no question

Bin laden i guess, the other option is a child murderer, a child molester or the corpose of THE nazist soo

That's an easy choice. Bin Laden wasn't even that bad of a guy.

Osama bin Laden cuz I work with the CIA too.

We’re not actually reposting incel memes on Lemmy, are we?

If they have blonde hair and blue eyes, uncle Adolf is the safest bet.

Which Americans are the top left/bottom right?

I ain't going out tonight.