Top left is the perpertrator of (trigger warning, 3 kids killed, I'm leaving the link as it is instead of adding text to it so you know what it is without having to click on it) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_the_Clancy_children

Bottom right is P Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs. Known for, among other things: helping more talented musicians than himself make good music, dating J-Lo, playing in a Muppets movie, rape parties, domestic violence, guest appearance on Notorious B.I.G's track Mo Money Mo Problems, potentially ordering the hit on 2pac's life, being a general piece of shit with tons of connections and money. He was like the Hip-Hop world's Epstein, though I don't remember if the "performers" at the Diddy Parties were children or adult women, they were definitely getting raped though.

Like those two Americans are so bad that between these 4 people... I'd be most likely to trust bin Laden. In this very hypothetical scenario, because this is a shitpost and in reality if I can't find a sitter and I get to choose between these 4, well guess what, I'm just cancelling my plans and staying home. Might be a tie between bin Laden and Hitler actually, we're not Jewish, Roma or any other minority he tried exterminating.

That's the actress who played Elaine on Seinfeld, and Chris Rock, respectively