context: Sitzpinkler (German, noun): someone who sits while urinating.

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[–] 4 points 11 hours ago

Another tourist trying to sit in the urinal?

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  • [–] 9 points 15 hours ago* (1 child)

    For a second I thought "Sitzpinkler" is one of the words from German they use in English because there is no synonym for, like kindergarten etc.

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  • [–] 23 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

    Don't get me started on the ones in the US and the Philippines, where they're filled up like a teacup with toilet water so that you can accidentally dip the tip while trying to relax. And the Dutch ones with the inspection shelf? No thanks.

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  • [–] 10 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    The "inspection shelf" rocks. Put down some sheets of toilet paper and go to town. Flushes down without any marks and no wet butt!

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  • [–] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    I like the inspection shelf.

    It's like marking your territory for the next user

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  • [–] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    New toilet brush every other month? It'd be doing half the work of the toilet

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago

    Women learn to pee on public toilets without sitting on them as kids. Just ask any woman for tips on how to achieve this.

    You can use side walls to also brace yourself up.

    There are techniques for every situation.

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  • [–] 5 points 22 hours ago

    I don't always sit, but sometimes you just need a little rest ya know?

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago

    One less thing to clean and repair, I suppose.

    I too am a sitzpinkler, but not in public restrooms. I just use the urinal.

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  • [–] 3 points 23 hours ago

    Do you even squat?

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