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[–] 10 points 22 hours ago

It's big, it's huge. It can blot out the sun. It's America's Moon! We're going to moon the whole world. The big beautiful AMERICA moon. Every time someone looks up in the sky they will see America Moon.

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no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    This has gotta be directed at China. He's probably been briefed that there's no way US beats China to making a moon base.

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  • [–] 9 points 22 hours ago

    He's gonna rename it "America Moon" isn't he?

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  • [–] 10 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    The title is ableist, comrade

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Oligarch media frantically trying to concoct pictures of moon residents enjoying a westernized lifestyle back in the 1960s and/or producing WMDs, while WH interns are hard at work preparing an executive order to rename Moon to Satellite America

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    i know he keeps doing this to get a rise out of someone, it's why bullies do it at all they subconsciously challenge others to a contest of strength, but it's so annoying that the rise never happens

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Everything he sees belongs to him. His brain has melted back to the mental age of a toddler.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    it's time to blow up the moon

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